So, Red Riding Hood... The Big Bad Wolf does not strive for a challenge. Either Little Red Riding Hood is like 5, (in which case why is she walking through the forest alone) or she's retarded. Either way I think her parents are very irresponsible... Or their Spartans and want to test her survival skills. Regardless, how does she not notice that there is a wolf in place of her grandmother. I mean it's not like a wolf can recline in a chair. Better yet, I don't think grandma usually smells as bad as forest animal.
I suppose I'll throw the wolf the bone here and say that it could talk. Aside from that though, it has paws... WITH CLAWS!!!! I'm disappointed in Miss Riding Hood for not being more perceptive.
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